Many of you lucky folk are probably going to PAX East this weekend. I hate you. Here I am, in my last semester of college with friggin’ papers to write and midterms and crap. Screw you. All of you.

Also have fun. And be safe. And get Hamza drunk, because it’s really, really easy and quite hilarious.

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Destructoid Original:Exclusive: A journey through Journey’s soundtrackThe DTOID Show: Pre-PAX East 2012 Extravaganza!DTOID Extra: Interview with the Producer of Borderlands 2Community:Promoted blog: Why does everything turn into a fight?Forum thread of the day:Sh!t you just don’t sayCommunity blogs of4-5-12Reviews:Review: Kinect Star WarsEvents:Twitch TV to run livestreams from PAX East all weekendPAX: UDON has new Mega Man, Darkstalkers, Valkyria books

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