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For this week’s Arcade Archives entry, publisher Hamster is returning to the seemingly endless catalog of coin-op kings Taito — Now available on PS4 and Nintendo Switch, it’s one of the studio’s many,manycutesy co-op platformers:Don Doko Don!

Released to the arcade market in 1989, before eventually being ported to the Famicom and PC Engine platforms,Don Doko Donis a co-op single-screen platformer, in keeping with Taito’s similar releasesBubble Bobble, Tumble Pop!, andThe Fairyland Story. One or two players don (no pun intended) the pointy hats of hard-working gnomes Bob & Jim, who have taken it upon themselves to rescue the abducted king and princess of Merry Land. And so, with mallet in hand, the non-plumbing bros. set out to face an army of particularly angry-looking mushrooms. They’re certainly not fun guys…

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…THEY’RE CERTAINLY NOT

As they make their way through the kingdom, Jim & Bob use their mallets to stun the opposition, before tossing the confuddled baddies into each other to knock them out, where they will be replaced with point-boosting fruits. If this all sounds familiar… Well, a lot of these Taito platformerswereincredibly similar, albeit with their own adorable sense of style, punctuated by fun pixel art and jolly soundtracks. Oh, and — of course — if you dawdle too long on a stage, an unkillable villain appears. Though clearly not as frightening as the notorious Baron von Blubba.

Don Doko Donwas followed by a single player side-scrolling sequel in 1992, titledDon Doko Don 2, naturally. This title would not see the neon of arcade centers outside of Japan, and was also not featured in the excellent Taito Legends retro compilations, rendering it something of a rarity today.

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Don Doko Donis available to download now on PS4 and Nintendo Switch, priced at $8.

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