Think of this post as a preemptive diffuser to what will surely be a million Sony fanboys flooding gaming sites and blogs everywhere with what they believe will be the “real” PSP2. This is a fake folks. Got it, fake. Not real. Doesn’t exist … like your God. Yeah, I just said it, look it up. Here are the fake stats on the PSP2:

• All Metal & Ruggedized Rubber Build• 200% Brighter Screen• Dual Analog Controllers• Visual Battery Display• 8GB Flash Drive• Wifi (a,b,g)• Bluetooth V.2 (A2DP, AVRCP)• Firmware 4.07

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[Full-on fakeness viaGizmodo-fakeland]

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