A lover scorned
They say it’s “falling” in love because you eventually hit the ground. If a recent bump has you feeling vindictive, Yacht Club Games might have the catharsis for you. They’re hosting a Valentine’s Day event throughthe Steam versionofShovel Knight: Pocket Dungeonthat will give you the opportunity to squash your ex like the horrible insect they are.
The idea is simple. Send in the name of the object of your derision via a Google Survey I’ll link below before February 13th. All of the names will be collected and dropped into and upcoming preview update. Then, on Valentine’s Day, the Beetos that spawn will be renamed with monikers from the list of ex-lovers. That’ll teach them to play games with your heart.
Here are the details:
The event is free, so long as you ownShovel Knight: Pocket Dungeonon Steam, so it’s the perfect time to get back at Chad for sleeping with your cousin at your grandfather’s funeral. Or whatever it is he did.
I don’t really have the need to squash any of my exes. They tend to range from, “well, that was unfortunate,” to, “I would rather just never see them again.” However, my dating life was rather uneventful, so maybe you’ve got someone who deserves to be flattened.
Shovel Knight: Pocket Dungeonis available on PC, Mac, PS4, and Switch, but the Squash your Ex event is exclusive to the Steam version.
