The above video was culled from a half hour long chunk of programming on the FX network (y’know, the one that brought you the violent, non-CommishMichael Chiklis). Apparently it’s a countdown to the premiere of the actualGrand Theft Auto IVtrailer, and, predictably, the Internet is sporting an e-hardon the likes of which hasn’t been seen since that faux-Britney Spears hummer video a few months back.

I think we all need to step back for a moment and reiterate exactly what this is, before we all start actually understanding what the hell is going on in David Lynch movies;it’s a half hour long infomercialadvertising an ad. Soon, we’re going to be having conversationsaboutconversations we once had, while watching a reunion episode ofLaverne and Shirleywhere Laverne and Shirley watch a reunion episode ofLaverne and Shirley.

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The end draws nigh.

(Editor’s Note: The mouth of madness has been brought to you today by our good friend Daniel. — Nex)

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