Alan Wakehas not been released yet. We have no idea how well it will fare. Still, that hasn’t stopped Remedy from jumping the gun and making sure to flog as muchAlan Wakemerchandise as possible before we even get a chance to find out if the game is any good.
The officialAlan Wakestore is selling all the sh*t and tat you could need — a range of T-shirts. a hoody, a cap, and even a pair of boxer shorts! Seriously,Alan Wakeboxer shorts! That’s not even the most absurd item on the menu, either. TheAlan Wakestore also sells branded laptop bags, stickers, and flashlights. Yes,Alan Wakeflashlights. You have to give Remedy points for relevance, at least.
I do worry that Remedy’s putting the cart before the horse with all this stuff, but who knows? Maybe the game is awesome enough to deserve it, and we’ll be crawling over each other to get this stuff once our minds have been blown. Until that happens, I simply cannot believe this is a serious, real thing I am seeing with my eyes.
