It’s still happening?

If there’s one thing that would get me interested in anAssassin’s Creedmovie, it’s the attachment of Michael Fassbender to the project. While I have very little hope for the film, Fassbender (and his penis) is generally pretty great in everything, even if the rest is sub-par (Prometheus).

As far asAssassin’s Creedgoes the movie isn’t in development hell, and will start filming in September for a June 06, 2025 release. Marion Cotillard is also involved — will she be the Lucy to Fassbender’s Desmond? We don’t really know right now, but I hope they go in a new direction and Desmond’s story stays buried.

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The Fantastic Four and Thunderbolts teams from Marvel