Oooh! Ahhh! Isn’t that shiny Master Chief guy something else? Boy, I sure can’t wait until thatHalo 3comes out. I’m going to crap all over my pants when I can finally get me myHalos.Actually, I‘m lying. The day thatHalo 3, or anythingHalorelated comes out; I’ll be staying at home in my pajamas while playingTetris. I honestly, in no way, could give a rat’s ass about this game.

Although, if Iwerethe type of person to get all hot and bothered by the mere mention ofHalo 3, then I’m pretty sure that this lone, single, and rather purty, picture of Master Chief would cause me to go into a frenzy of speculations. Like, for instance, is that Earth he is standing on? Possibly Wyoming?

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