Choke your chicken, he doesn’t mind
Ready for some more free games? TodayBreathedgeis up for grabs — don’t miss out on this contest!
I don’t know of many games where an immortal chicken is used as a tool to break things, plug leaky pipes, and scan electronic equipment. In fact, I don’t know of any. Well, didn’t know of any — all that changed today.
Breathedgechanged what I knew of chicken utility capabilities. Let it change you; win a free copy for Steam and you can see the light, too!
Breathedgeis the first game from RedRuins Softworks. They just hit over 1,000 reviews on Steam (overall Very Positive!) and decided it was time to give the best gaming community on the internet some free copies.
Disaster strikes as you’re transporting your recently-deceased dad through the vast vastness of space, stranding you with one dead guy and also a whole bunch of other dead guys. You must survive by abusing your chicken, taping things together to make compound things of questionable usefulness, and not dying. Repair your derelict ship, create a new mode of transportation, and even get your HGTV on as you gussy the place up a bit to impress all your expired friends floating around. Oh, and potty humor.
Read these game facts I probably didn’t write!
The worst that could happen is you play the game and fall in love with it and have to petition the state to allow you to marry it. There’s practically nothing to lose.
To win your Steam key, comment below telling us your favorite use of the immortal chicken. I like to take mine mountain climbing and use it as one of those ax things those fellas use to jam into the rocks so they don’t fall off the mountain. Obviously, this is a lie because I don’t know what that tool is called and also don’t know if it’s used for that specific function, but just go with it, ok?
We’ve got 76 Steam keys to dole out, so don’t get shy on us now. Make sure you comment using a Dtoid-generated Disqus account, and that your Dtoid profile has your current email address on hand. If I can’t email you, I can’t change your life forever.
Breathedgeis available now onSteam. Head over toPC Invasionto increase your odds at winning! It’s like a cheat code, except you won’t get grounded if you use it.
