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Comments of the Year is a feature where we scour the Comments of the Week archive looking for comments. The ones that make you think the fullest, the ones that make you laugh the heartiest and the ones that make you cry the hardest (but also laugh the most), and consolidate them into an entertaining package for the viewing pleasure of you, the Destructoid community.
WUT?Eating sheep poop, going “Mmm, sweet candy.”
[My thanks go toGoldenGamerXero,knutaf,Xzyliac,LawofThermalDynamics,HandyandVGFreak1225for their contributions to COTWs in 2011.]
FromComments of the Year: Part 1
Congratulations to The Guy for winning last week’s caption competition, though I must insist that any resemblance to an exposed testicle in the picture is purely a trick of the shade on the inner thigh…honest!
FromHow to donate to the Jonathan Holmes burglary fund
This community; you’re able to’t help but be impressed by it.
From:CNN Gets Gamer Who Grew Up on Halo to Review the 3DS
LawofThermalDynamics:Probably what actually happened over at CNN HQ. Here at Commentoid Corp. We promise that we will never betray our customers over hookers and blow.
Sean:I will wait until I am offered hookers and blow before I pass judgement.
FromTechnical Difficulties: A true opponent stands before me
FromReview: WWE All Stars, Tony Schiavone Edition
Hmm, so the wrestlers would have to have their picnic in the park…what would that look like?
From:E3: Insomniac to unveil multiplatform game on Monday
Well, I don’t know about you, but that’s why I only play games I make and don’t release. That way, I know I’m the only one enjoying the game. Booya!
It all started with this innocent picture
All well and good, until it went to Knutaf’s head
I was tempted to include a Photoshop of my own but, you know; I’m lazy.
I’d probably, you know, keep my eye out for that pink star, line up the old chap and pop it in. Everyone.
I’d ask first though. I’m a gentleman like that.
FromDuke Nukem web game makes women get nakedFTA:In conclusion, this game is dumb and not very sexy, not least of all because the women really don’t look like they’re enjoying themselves very much. Where’s the fun in that?
Remember Andy; If she wakes up just say you were sleep-sexing. It got me out of quite a few sticky situations, that excuse.
That’s racist…?
FromDead Space 3 accidentally confirmed?
It wasn’t all fun and games though:
FromFull COG armor? Also, transgender Link pics. Also also, Spider-Man pics.
FromESRB: L.A. Noire has blood spurts, pubic hair, racism
White man’s biggest treat is balsamic vinegar, surely?
FromReview: SOCOM 4: U.S. Navy SEALs
That’s not losing his mind. Losing his mind would be if Jim wrote the review in fecal matter and scanned it in. Or if, instead of writing the game review, he just spent the whole blog talking about potato chips, before giving the game “Paprika out of 10”.
FromGorge on these lovely Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim shots!
Not only did I have to re-read this comment three times to understand it, but the guy’s finger on the screenshot doesn’t look like Stretch Armstrong’s arm at all! In fact, it looks like a dick with a kink in it. Isn’t that right Dr Freud?
Ja, dat is unqveschunably ein dick mit a kink in it.
From:Nintendo posts huge loss in first quarter
Is Stealth being mis represented? Don’t ask me; the answer lies within the salad.
From:E3: First impressions of Prototype 2
you may’t argue like that on Twitter! #progress
I’m off to eat some awful offal lawfully. We’re back to Comments of the plain old Week next week. See you then.
