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[AnotherComments of the Weekgraces our eyes thanks to Dtoid community blogger Dreamweaver. This is a labor of love and we are all so happy to see it return. Enjoy! –Occams Electric Toothbrush]
So some of you be spitting rhymes
And some of you are rappingWell, I suppose it’s my time now,Just let me finish fapping.
(…Okay, I’m done.)
Thinking I’m finished after I bust twiceJust ’cause I got two nuts?Well, joke’s on you sucker,I got more of that in my guts (that’s weird)
No way, Jose,Please pardon my cliche‘Cause there ain’t nothing about me that’s weakSo welcome back to Comments of the Week!
That’s right, Capital Wasteland: it’s that time again! For those who don’t know, this is basically a showcase of comments created by the community that were collected to be shared in one convenient location! So, had to miss out on some of the awesomeness that happens around here because of work or school, or any other personal matters? Well, then this is for you!
TRUTH: for when you nod your head in agreement.
LOL: for when you couldn’t control it anymore.
WUT?: for when you heard right, but still have no idea what they’re saying.
Anyway, enough blabbering and rapping, let’s start this party off with a little stabbing.
FromIf you preordered Lucario at Toys”R”Us, it should be shipping soon
Dreamweaver:If you had to pick an Amiibo to shank someone with, which one would you pick? I’d go for Rosalina: that crown on her head’s gotta do some damage.
Dreamweaver:If you don’t like it, don’t read it. Come on now, you expended more energy typing that up than just ignoring it.
FromThe Witcher 3team recorded 16 hours of motion capture for sex scenes
Dreamweaver:Who else thinks there needs to be a fleshlight/dildo peripheral on our controllers to solve this conundrum? I mean, why else do they call a joystick a “joystick?”
Dreamweaver:This sounds so straight out of a sitcom I just had to include it.
FromPersona 4 Dancing All Night’s theme is just groovy
FromNintendo manufactured mysterious silver and gold Super Mario Amiibo
Dreamweaver:What did Iwata have to say about causing the end of the world? “Please understand.”
FromIt looks like Mega Man Amiibo might be delayed
Dreamweaver:Being a Mega Man fan nowadays is akin to being a masochist: Capcom’s the dominatrix, and all us the bitches.
FromPokemon: A poem for Gardevoir
Dreamweaver:Do I wanna know what a Shiny version of an STD would be?
FromFive things about the Persona 5 trailer from someone who knows nothing about Persona
Dreamweaver:“Life is Strange”? Sounds like an expansion pack forSecond LifeorThe Simsto me.
FromEX exec admits games are “too hard”
Dreamweaver:I missgoodinstruction manuals, not like those cruddy brochures or multi-language ones. I can’t tell you how often I pick up a manual, thinking “wow, that’s thick!” then open up to see it repeated across six different dialect.
FromDestructoid saves the world: XCOM hasn’t killed any of us yet
Dreamweaver:Dammit, Lauri Hepooja; Survival sci-fi rule number one: you NEVER call out a cliche!
FromMetal Gear Rising 2 might be a thing that’s happening
Dreamweaver:What’s harder: Sephzilla’s body, or Mike Martin’s erection?
FromThe hunt for the Rosalina Amiibo is on today, here’s what I found
Dreamweaver:There’s no way I can possibly top that so I’m not even gonna try.
FromThese first 18 minutes of Bloodborne make me feel all tingly
Dreamweaver:Funny, when I hear a “your mom” joke, I have adifferent“four letter word” in mind.
FromSomone leaked more over-the-top Just Cause 3 screens
Dreamweaver:Just Cause WHAT?
FromFinal Fantasy creator Hironobu Sakaguchi to receive GDCA Lifetime Achievement Award
Dreamweaver:And you won “featured comment”! That’s like, twice the achievement, the peak of your career!
Dreamweaver:Andy. ANDY.STAWP.
FromMortal Kombat X introduces online factions and brings back the Challenge Tower
Dreamweaver:OH GAWD, IT’S SPREADING!
FromMecha Trigger made me feel real dumb before it made me feel (kind of) smart
Dreamweaver:It was the opposite for me: I thought I knew what I was doing until she told me I was licking the wrong hole.
From Mecha Trigger made me feel real dumb before it made me feel (kind of) smart
Dreamweaver:“Summer? I hardly know her!”
FromThe Witcher 3 team recorded 16 hours of motion capture for sex scenes
Dreamweaver:As did I! My 16 hours footage involves me cumming once than sleeping the rest of the 15 hours and 59 minutes.
Dreamweaver:Psh, don’t let him fool you: they clearly forgot to paint it SILVER.
FromYou could have your artwork featured in Udon’s Capcom Fighting Tribute
Dreamweaver:Sigh Why do the hot girlsalwaysgo for the guys with the big sticks up their butts? Wait… that’s not a stick… that’s his pocket monster, isn’t it?
FromMLB 15: The Shows bat grain 10th anniversary edition
Dreamweaver:I vote that “Good man it” as a new kiddie swear.
FromPaul Robertson’s Simpsons tribute is surprisingly safe for work
FromFive things we just learned about Persona 5
Dreamweaver:This is what you guys thought.
Dreamweaver:…Wut? Porn isn’t an accurate portrayal of life? EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!
Dreamweaver:You never did answer that. For science.
That’s it for this blog! Tune in next week for hopefully another edition of Comments of the Week! Who knows, maybeYOUcould be featured for all of us to laugh at!
