Winky face!
Hey, there, Destructoid! What’s good? What’s happening? You know that E3 was last week, so there’s a chance with all of the press conferences to watch, or all of the videogame news to follow, that you couldn’t havepossiblyvisited every single article, much less the comment sections. I mean, you have to be some kind of no-life loser to go through all that.
Yo, that’s why I’m here! Welcome back to Comments of the Week! For those of you just joining us for the first or 74th time, this is THE community showcase that compiles all of the best comments that you, the people, have said over the week. So if you want to see just how funny and crazy we are so you know which one of us to keep an eye on (I hear that Dreamweaver is one perverted son of a bitch), or maybe you were one of the crazy people yourselves, then this is for you! As always, you can find comments sorted into three categories below:
TRUTH:Taco Bell originally started a hamburger joint called Bell’s Hamburgers and Hot Dogs, but since it opened in a Hispanic neighborhood, tacos became its primary item.
LOL:it just shows that good business is all about location.
WUT?:the same logic also applies to hookers.
In case you missed last week’s version of Comments of the Week, you can check it outright herefor all of your viewing pleasure. Man, is it just me, or are weallsexy beings?
FromDon’t Starve creators will announce ‘something new’ at E3
Dreamweaver:I’ll wait for the prequel “Something old” and the sequels, “Something borrowed” and “Something blue”.
FromEverything that happened at Bethesda’s pretty alright E3 2016 press conference
Dreamweaver:Like this?
FromWatch Dogs 2 looks alright, but do we really need a Watch Dogs film?
Dreamweaver:But think about the potential porn parodies!
FromThe Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild will heavily focus on technology and loot
Dreamweaver:Saints Row says hi, but I see your penis.
FromXbox’s new Play Anywhere initiative doesn’t necessarily include cross-play
Dreamweaver:Because it wouldn’t be Destructoid without Chris Carter showing up somewhere.
FromPSA: A few of the new Mario amiibo might be rare
FromAre you picking up Shin Megami Tensei IV: Apocalypse?
Dreamweaver:What a coincidence: that’s the same poll used for “Would you vote for Donald Trump?”
FromNo, there is no female Link in Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Dreamweaver:So if I’m a vagina man… I’m also an ass man? Whaaaaaat?
Dreamweaver:There probably is, but who the hell goes into museums nowadays?
Dreamweaver:Too bad this isn’t Pokemon because that needs an Burn Heal.
FromResident Evil 7 demo is here, is PS VR compatible
FromAs expected, Battleborn is getting microtransactions
Dreamweaver:Is she free this Tuesday?
Dreamweaver:…I get it now!
FromUgly new foldable Rock Band 4 guitar for $69, new DLC bundles
Dreamweaver:Well, what the fuck am I? Chopped liver?
FromWhy Square Enix delayed NieR: Automata
Dreamweaver:Get out, and don’t come back until NieR: Automata comes out.
FromDigital Norman Reedus is a crybaby who holds stuff
Dreamweaver:Does he name his dangly bits Norman Peetus?
FromHere’s what you thought of every major 2016 E3 press conference – EA loses big, Sony wins big
Dreamweaver:“their shift at Wendy’s ends in like 10 minutes so I’ll just wait it out.”
Sounds like the beginning to all my dates with a hooker named Wendy.
FromE3 political activist has a point
Dreamweaver:When the crackhead agrees with you, you’re probably doing something right.
Dreamweaver:He’s not talking about the band either.
FromThe new God of War brings welcomed humanity to its violent god
Dreamweaver:An audiophile.
Clearly, you are not.
FromOriginal Xbox One now selling for $279 with free extra controller
FromHa, ThinkGeek is doing a Proto Man Buster replica too
FromKingdom Hearts feels right at home on Unreal 4
FromFinal Fantasy XV has won me over
Dreamweaver:If only we could be so lucky to find that special someone that makes everything feel baller.
FromToday’s Overwatch patch nerfs McCree’s alt fire, slightly tweaks Widowmaker
Dreamweaver:Damn it, they always cut if off at the good part.
FromWell, at least I know the boy doesn’t die in The Last Guardian
Dreamweaver:I can honestly say exactly three people will see this coming.
FromBungie slept with wolves for Destiny
Dreamweaver:He makes the bitches howl.
Bitches love to howl.
FromPaper Mario: Color Splash draws ire of Nintendo fans, looks alright
FromAllison Road developer’s cancellation statement doesn’t really explain anything
Dreamweaver:If I wanted balls thrown at me, I’d go to a drag show in Vegas.
And that’s it for this edition! As always, be sure to comment down below which comments did you enjoy the most, or if there’s any comments you saw that you would’ve featured that I didn’t! You could also upvote it, but that’s just lazy, man.
