100% the real deal
Welcome back everyone to yet another edition of Comments of the Week! This is the best community showcase in the whole entire internet because it’s the only community showcase to feature comments from fellow Dtoiders, such as yourselves! Well, there’s probably a Chinese knock-off somewhere, but this is 100% the real deal. For all of you guys who missed out on checking out the funniest things said around the website, or simply want to relive all of the weirdest jokes all over again because you refuse to move on in your life, then this is for you. As always, comments are placed into three toppings:
TRUTH:Americans eat more bananas than any other fruit.
LOL:I would’ve guessed tomatoes.
WUT?:Because the only time I eat fruit are the ones on hamburgers and pizzas.
If you haven’t checked out last week’s Comments of the Week, then you’re clearly not cool enough to keep up and therefore must miss out. Yeah, sucks to be you, doesn’t it?
Dreamweaver:I’ll wait for the spin-off, “Poon Hunting”.
FromNintendo renames Pikachu in Hong Kong, fans take to the streets
Dreamweaver:I bet to them, seeing that many people crowd the streets was just another Tuesday.
FromSony’s E3 conference is returning to theaters
Dreamweaver:What girls rate me. 🙁
FromMinecraft: Story Mode Episode 6 features big names from the community
Dreamweaver:Give that man a raise!
FromFans are keeping the amiibo community alive with charts like this
Dreamweaver:I am suddenly very fearful for my prostate…
FromOh, of course there are nude mods for Stardew Valley
FromOverwatch’s BC-101 error has been fixed… hopefully
Dreamweaver:Mayobe sounds like a brand of low-fat mayonaise.
Like “maybe it’s Mayobe.”
FromAPB Reloaded just won’t die, is back on Xbox One with massive microtransactions
Dreamweaver:“How the fuck do they get away with calling $100 a microtransaction?”
By marketing them to rich white people?
FromSonic Runners is running out of time
FromOxenfree’s getting free DLC, PS4 version out today
Dreamweaver:More like “Oxenfree DLC”, am I right?
Of course I am.
From‘The Way’ is a flashback to simpler times when everything wanted to kill you
Dreamweaver:We also would’ve accepted “ten seconds ago.”
FromSociopathic gamer’s death threats just aren’t what they used to be (Fauxclusive)
FromWhat does Watch Dogs 2 need to do differently?
Dreamweaver:Let’s compromise. “Watch 2 Sleeping Dogs.”
FromPokemon Sun & Moon details more information on the ‘Alola Region’
Froms XSEED the best localizer around?
Dreamweaver:XSEED your way out of here.
FromCapcom on SFV: ‘we will continue to put quality of the product above all else’
Dreamweaver:They probably would’ve but they wanted the game out by Evo.
FromWhere did these Dead Island Definitive trailer quotes come from?
FromBEGIN TRANSMISSION: Pro or anti-dick flap?
Dreamweaver:Hey,at least you get to see female boobs anytime you like!
Dreamweaver:Where am I on the list?
Or do I transcend all of that?
FromYou can link your accounts to import Steam games into GOG.com
Dreamweaver:Definitely sex.
FromCheck out the floor plans for E3 2016 that include a porn company
FromNintendo will actually be showing more at E3 than Zelda
Dreamweaver:Replace “sarcasm” with any woman’s name and you have my high school mantra.
Dreamweaver:Are you selling it then?
Dreamweaver:These aren’t the hairy mans I’m looking for.
FromZero Time Dilemma’s creator likes to joke about being a failure in bed
Dreamweaver:Been there.
Dreamweaver:Wait, so I’m actually WORSE than all of the premature, tiny dicked losers?
Dreamweaver:…There’s paper in the cookies?
And that’s it for this edition, folks! Did you have a good time? Then we obviously didn’t sleep together!
As always, comment down below what were your favorite comments, and don’t forget to hit me up with anything I might’ve missed.
