Are you a charitable female that resides in the greater Raleigh/Durham area of North Carolina? Are you free on the night of December 9th? No, I’m not trying to pick you up — I’m trying to hook you up with anEpic Gamesprogrammer.

If you meet the above criteria and you’d like to have dinner with an Epic Games programmer, then you’d better get out your red dress and your high heels.

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Epic Games programmer Keith Newton tells us that his date fell through for the December 9th company holiday party. He decided to make lemonade of this lemon by auctioning off this “date” on eBay, with proceeds going to theChild’s Playcharity.

The auction, titled “Charity dinner with Epic Games programmer! Sunday 12/9,” isn’t open yet, so potential dates may want to check back in after noon tomorrow.

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“Hopefully there will be someone who wants to hang out with us for an evening willing to donate to a better cause,” says Newton. “We think this is a fun way to help out children who are going to have to spend Christmas in a hospital this year.”

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