Simon tells all in Doug Walker’s Video Game Confessions
After playing throughMirror of Fateand placing the finishing touches on myCastlevaniaarticlefor the upcoming issue ofNintendo Force shameless plug, I find myself still on aCastlevaniakick. Thankfully, Doug “Nostalgia Critic” Walker was able to momentarily sate my hunger with the latest episode ofVideo Game Confessions— think HBO’sTaxicab Confessionsbut with videogame stars.
Simon Belmont doesn’t have any particularly nasty secrets to share, but he is disappointed that the vampire-hunting business has dried up for him. After killing Dracula, he was hired to assassinate various other notable vampires. One day, he suddenly realized that he had killed themall. He killed all the vampires. What to do now?
While we’re on the subject, did you guys know I was actually in an episode ofVideo Game Confessionsyears ago? Yeah! Check it outhere! You’ll recognize me as the guy who’snotfunny!
