It’s quite evident,We’re not ones for subtlety.The message is clear.
Yet still it’s quite cute,Just so highly endearing.A classic, reborn.
In green, black, and white,On mugs, towels, hoodies, and more,From our new merch store.
Thanks for the feedback,To those on our new forums,It helped us a tonne.
On Dtoid’s merch store,There’s many sexy designs.Thanks for the support!
Shilling in haiku,God help me, why’d I try this?There’s a clear reason.
Ghost of Tsushima,Occupies all my free time.I have a problem.
This post’s at an end.So, in those immortal words;“Also, cocks.” Goodbye.
